Question

So just to keep you amused i will post this and leave it up to your interpretation on who it is but i would say it looks like lil lerch but the heads too small so i am just going to settle with the fact that it looks like nerdy sean...
Who do you think it looks like?........
Dont forget to read down post below is quite amusing if i could be so bold as to say so

Holidays Ahead

If you do or dont know i going on Holidays soon and i decded to write everyone a to do list on there holidays:
1: Blow up something bigger than an aeroplane hanger and make sure it is full of toothpicks.
2: Create a wormhole in your parents walk in closet
3: Construct a working model of the great chicago fire without using fire
4: Light dylan's head on fire 3 times in succession (in other words as soon as he puts it out light it again)
5: Create a military organisation designed to stop office violations such as: finishing the coffee pot and not refilling, walking away from a paper jam, etc.
6: Attach a chain to tiphs leg and tie it to a rocket and set the course for america that way she doesent have to pay for airfares.
8: Complete a bachelor of modern sciences and then use your knowledge for world domination
9: Repeat no. 8 with your eyes closed.
10: Eat plenty of Nachoes!!!!

And if you dont i will send my mutant pack of alien monkeys which i created after going mad trying to cmplete all the tasks on you to rip your eyes out and suck your brains out throught eye sockets....
Have a nice Christmas

Lerchy

Post No: 14 (CONFIDENTIAL)

Alright i was thinking the other night about water restrictions and then it hit me like a ton of feathers. Tiph's LEVEL 3 remark at the end of each post is in reference to water restrictions as she has now moved to level 4. This leads me to my post. Isn't it funny how sometimes we can be completely ignorant to the meaning of something or just something and then when ya figure it out you feel real embarresed to find out EVERYBODY else knew that. Like another slightly different example... Nachoes Supertiph was explaining to me on friday the real way to eat nachoes...

Step 1: Nachoes + Lots of Salsa + Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots of cheese.

Step 2: Big dob of guachamole and sour cream on the side and dip the nachoes you pick up and scoop in one dip... Makes sense.

But Only NOW! and i thought ahhh stupid and especially with the level 3 and 4 thing which i am sure everyone else has figured out discussed and coincidently gotten OVER!

So what i would like to ask is for all your "Ahh your stupid, why didn't you see that" moments... we all know we've had them!!

TESTIFY

This post is super close to the last like two days apart but i was having a read in all the CD cover booklets and i was reading all the statements in POD, Testify and I thort they were worth posting. I'll list some of them below to ponder:

The wise
HOLD THEIR TONGUES
when you speak
the
TRUTH
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My
SOUL
is alive
and
SO ARE YOU
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I think
THE HARDEST PART
of
HOLDING ON
is
LETTING GO
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It sounds like
WAR
to me,
PEACE LOVE
and
CASUALTY
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Somewhere
IN YOUE WORLD
the
SUN
is shining
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It's
WORTH MORE
than the
CHANCE WE'RE
TAKING
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If you dont
STAND FOR
SOMETHING
then you
STAND FOR
NOTHING
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When
DID THIS CROWDED
ROOM
get so
LONELY
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THATS ALL.... coments?

The Post with Many Topics

Dont ya just love it when you have one of those awesome days, you know its going to be awesome even when you wake up and it pans out that way. I mean everything goes right theres the right breakfast in the cupboard, lunch is good, dinner rocks teachers go easy and its just cruisy. Good things happen and bad things dont those days rock dont they.

Well any way how good is it that Day of Fire is coming to AGMF, and superchic[k] are back which is sweet also it gunna be awesome lets just hope Kylie from Gladstone doesn't show up cause she might b coming for me this time! Ahhhhh!! Yer gunna be awesome i hope DOF thats awesome.

I have the challenge of the week for all the readers of this here blog (being mainly tiph and sean) you must come up with the best word for your phone number like you know *dogdy accent*
"shannons just dial 19shannons for car enthusiests!" or 13gogo dunno what thats for but yu get the idea! ne way i gotta think of one so i will post with my majical mystical number name by next post and if i dont then throw and chinese needle snake in my general direction!

pointless arrows!!!
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Send this e-mail to thirty of your friends and your true love will realise they love you!
Copy and paste it dont forward or people wont read this

Lerchy out *Salutes*

Term 4 has Begun!!

BELATOR or CAPTUS who will reign aye?

It's good to be back at youth hurting ourselves even more than ever after a couple weeks off. Captus did win but we all know Belator will reign supreme. I say all Belatorians must help contibute and everyone who reads this tell every1 else we need to pick a maskot for out tribe. Balatorians will destroy Captus we all agree, woot.

Now uncle J, can i have a word with you in the K, right away? ...Why yes you may.

Man fullhouse is a top show i never did watch it when i was younger but it awesome. Its full of popcorn get rid of it! lol very good.

Man saturday cartoons are tops- Kim possible? funny mmmm... ne ways random picture time.

Outbreak 06

I am Terribly Sorry to inform you that as of NOW this blog is officially finished....

Joking i am updating... Finally!

Outbreak 06 was AWESOME mahogany star for it yer met some Kool people and had a sweet time. We were singing the diarrhea song all camp but by the end the vegies had picked it up and were making stupid poitless verses and i was ready to explode *head explodes in cartoon like fashion* Ne way mike spoke well, i finally met the awesome HAYHOE... man he is such a bogan, cool bogan, funny cool random bogan, Frullet cross-dressed 3 too many times (he dress like a girl 3 times).

STORY TIME... we just finished eating the best chicken curry it was sso nice and we spun our shairs to the serving bay reading for seconds, Tobin comes back puts his plate down then heads back to check if we can have seconds, Denny gets up starts EATING tobins curry. Tobin turns to see ryan... mouthfull of curry with his caught redheaded look on his face and sits down. TObin calls for seconds every1 BUT ryan.... Ryan burst into flames and runs out the door screaming but by this time we were already up at the couner grabbing some chow!!!
Good stuff!

NEW PARAGRAPH

Any way was a good camp sad tiph was not there... *tear* and stupid pony bailed too... moron! no tear for you... *points and farts* well cant wait for outbreak 07, term 4 of youth, christmas holiday, agmf 07 2 headliners realeased on monday, skillets new albumn and GO the broncos!!!!!
I wore my jersey proud on Mondaypity for VIC but good no sydney or melbourne teams won its the outer state conquer!!!!!
AIghty i off gunna go build a foot outa dog tonails and copper wire... leave you with a joke...

Whats the difference between a camel?
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One of its legs are both the same!!

May the SKUNK be with you!

artwork

The following images are just some stuff i have done in fireworks enjoy...!


th...th...th...thats all folks
lerchy

Science... is wierd

Random stories NOW in COLOUR

OK random story time, this one I wrote in science (figures a story about a science lesson in one nnnnnn...). Anyhow here it is.... wait i gtg get it.

I walk into my science lesson, there's something different. I look around the room in each of the 6 corners was a security guard, each tall and broad standing there silent and motionless. Seth waved his hand in front of one of there faces, still he remained motionless. George poked him in the face, the guard swiftly slogged him in the face then returned to his motionless stance. We all sat in silence in the fear of receiving the same punishment as Geroge.

The teacher then explained the reason for the security; she told us that a pshyco science student stealing maniac was on the loose and all classes were asked to stay on alert. This scared many kids and some climbed on there tables and fended anyone who came near them with there chairs, and on kid jumped out the window(second story building). The guards managed to calm everone down by performing Beethoven's 9th syphony using corn and camel tongues. We appluaded but one kid clapped so hard he broke his hand off and was shot.

As the teacher began the lesson i heard a rumble but i just assumed it was my stomach as no one else noticed. I put my head down for a second but when i looked up Ryan was gone! I knew it wasn't the phsyco though as the teacher had told us he hated Red. But WAIT! his hair is Orange not red! This continued though, everytime i looked up someone else was gone but no one not even the security seemed to notice. This continued until everyone but myself, the teacher and the security were left. It was then i got up and yelled "CANT YOU SEE EVERYOEN IS GONE!." Then i felt a hit over he back of my head antd i lost consiousness.

I awoke too music and bright lights... a party? All my friends and all the other kidnapped kids were there. The pshyco had taken all of us to a party with free walrus juice. We partied for ages until mmmmm.... lets say..... Moe turned up and used all the pool water to make a cake that gave us all dihorrea and we all skipped school for three; 1,2,3 weeks.
Then the prince and princess rode of together and they all lived happily ever after.

This story was brought to you by Fishy Joes Walrus Juice, 'Ride the Walrus'.

Lerchy

Why QUEENSLAND is better than New South Wales

Bushfire Bound NSW




Beautiful QLD















This post is purely to highlight why our state is SO much better than the state of origin LOSERS from the south - they are all below:

We have REAL landmarks like Great Barrier Reef NSW has Oprah House..... who likes Oprah?

We are the MAROONS a real colour NSW is a sissy pretty BLUE.... huh?

We never say die and WON ORIGIN! NSW ummmm.... LOST!

We actually have sunshine..... NSW... well they have a muggy mopey state

We enjoy our safe beaches NSW beaches so bad they made show on one

We know how to play REAL footy NSW goes crawling to Andrew Johns

We worry bout the now and future NSW says oh we won more in the past...

We want the NOW not the PAST

So Queensland is clearly better than New South Wales but we love ya NSW its just sydney we dont like and Tasmania (Not in NSW i no another state i no) Lets not got there.

LERCHY

Why me?

I was listening to a song by Kids in the Way called Scars that save and i know Mr Sean Taylor has already highlighted this sond but it is a sweet song and to read the lyrics visit: http://scrampunk.blogspot.com/ thats seans well anyway.

Its just one of those things I love bout Jesus and just to think about that he loved me some much I so much to die for me and no way, not for one second NEVER do i deserve that never. I just think why did he choose me i dont deserve it not one bit. It was my fault that he died but he wanted to and i just cant ever get my head round why but he did and he wanted too for me....

Just place comments and what u love most about him...

Lerchy

WARNING UPDATES COMING SOON

Fiji Mission 05

Howdee Doo

Hi i was just having a look through the pictures from my mission trip to fiji last year and gee it was good to remmeber all we did over there. Looking at all the smiling kids and all the good seeds we planted in their hearts(not literally). It was sweet at the end of the mission we asked all the kids up who wanted to follow Jesus and many kids came up it was awesome. Although i'm not sure how many really made a comitment i'm sure some were really sincere and that was awesome.

I just wanna challenge all of you who love Jesus and wanna do something radical that short term missions are awesome. A great experience and you know the God is working through you and well it ROCKS.

Below are some pics from the trip:

The truth behind the limping pirate

I have finally decided to post. the truth about lerchy the limping pirate if you wonder Y? *does a bad acting job and looks up wards* then here it is.One fine summers day I lerchy the iguana was talking a casual stroll through my neighbour hood National Army Corps Bomb Regenerational Recreational Teenage Facility when i spotted none other than a north african albino something-or-rather. I stop dead in my tracks trying not too make any sudden moves but it had already made eye contact, i turned to make a run for it but it was too late it had the leg of my jeans. I jumped for a door frame or pole to hang onto so it could not drag me away but it was no use, it pulled me into a door and down a stair well. When i awoke i was in a dark ciggerete smoke filled room, tied to a chair with a bright lamp beating down on my face. I heard a deep italian voice say "where you a put tha gold, aye?" I could see a dark figure in front of me i knew where the gold was but i kept my silence. He repeated his question but i remained my silence. After a time he gave up and went out for milk and muchies. It seemed like hours before the creature that was sertainly not human returned... i sat there thinking of my sister iguanerina and hoping that her formal was going good. He returned and asked if i had reconsidered his request but i said "got to some place, u smell bad". He hit me of course and when i awoke from the suck, i mean blow i was hanging from my feet it the middle of a forest with the figure staring me down but before the fuzziness of the figure could be focused there was a loud noise and they creatures around me fled. I was cut down and i looked at the person who had saved me and it appeared to be a horse, on a horse. It, being the the horse riding the horse galloped away on the riden horse out of sight. But i was stranded my aweful experience was only half over, i was lost! I ran in one direction and found a finceline i managed to follow the fence till i reached a gate but it said no entry so i kept walking till i came to a carpark, empty. I followed a road for hours until i came to a service station, i managed to call a cab and in no time i was rolling into my street. The cab pulled up outside my house and i stepped out it was over i headed towards my house to get my wallet to pay the red headed cab driver but in my way was a duck, and i tripped over this duck, i went to get up but my leg hurt too much. I limped towards my house as i heard the cabby drive away as the very white skinned, short cabby chuckled an evil chuckle. At this time ben upton just so happened to be passing by and he yelled out ha 'lerchy the limping pirate'. And that is the origin of Lerchy the Limping Pirate.

Lerchy the limping pirate,
he limps a little,
limps a lot!

Graffiti Art

I was messing with a graffiti creator on the net last night and managed to create these:ONE8O IBUTHO ILEMBE JESUSLERCHY- says "laters i hope you like"

Don't Give up! Even if you think you're getting Nowhere

Yo this is Lerchy here and these bloggy watchamacallem's seem pretty cool and a great way to get out some things going through ur head.

I was just thinking about something the other-day that i thort was pretty cool, my sister was saying about a man who used to stand in a place like queen st. mall or something but in sydney and preach. He's just say stuff like, are you saved? If you died tonight where would you go? And then hand out tracts. He did this for a long time and he didn't really think he got much of a response. Anyway i missed a bit of the convo then but i think a few years later the man was very sick in hospital and practically on his deathbed and he found out that by doin what he had done he had saved numerous people. Some had never really known much about this 'JESUS' dude ann some had once been with the church and had drifted away but all this people were challenged and convicted by what he was saying.

I was thinking about this after reading sean@'s blog that we need to tell others about jesus and 'rock the boat'.(go read it)Well i thought that was so true but i also thought people need to remember that we need to keep telling others about jesus even if it seems like were getting no-where. We may just be planting that seed that will help them to later in their life make a commitment to jesus and to follow him.

I just thought that was a cool thing i got out of the story and i dont wanna just keep it to my self....

cya all..