Holidays Ahead

If you do or dont know i going on Holidays soon and i decded to write everyone a to do list on there holidays:
1: Blow up something bigger than an aeroplane hanger and make sure it is full of toothpicks.
2: Create a wormhole in your parents walk in closet
3: Construct a working model of the great chicago fire without using fire
4: Light dylan's head on fire 3 times in succession (in other words as soon as he puts it out light it again)
5: Create a military organisation designed to stop office violations such as: finishing the coffee pot and not refilling, walking away from a paper jam, etc.
6: Attach a chain to tiphs leg and tie it to a rocket and set the course for america that way she doesent have to pay for airfares.
8: Complete a bachelor of modern sciences and then use your knowledge for world domination
9: Repeat no. 8 with your eyes closed.
10: Eat plenty of Nachoes!!!!

And if you dont i will send my mutant pack of alien monkeys which i created after going mad trying to cmplete all the tasks on you to rip your eyes out and suck your brains out throught eye sockets....
Have a nice Christmas

Lerchy

Post No: 14 (CONFIDENTIAL)

Alright i was thinking the other night about water restrictions and then it hit me like a ton of feathers. Tiph's LEVEL 3 remark at the end of each post is in reference to water restrictions as she has now moved to level 4. This leads me to my post. Isn't it funny how sometimes we can be completely ignorant to the meaning of something or just something and then when ya figure it out you feel real embarresed to find out EVERYBODY else knew that. Like another slightly different example... Nachoes Supertiph was explaining to me on friday the real way to eat nachoes...

Step 1: Nachoes + Lots of Salsa + Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots of cheese.

Step 2: Big dob of guachamole and sour cream on the side and dip the nachoes you pick up and scoop in one dip... Makes sense.

But Only NOW! and i thought ahhh stupid and especially with the level 3 and 4 thing which i am sure everyone else has figured out discussed and coincidently gotten OVER!

So what i would like to ask is for all your "Ahh your stupid, why didn't you see that" moments... we all know we've had them!!

TESTIFY

This post is super close to the last like two days apart but i was having a read in all the CD cover booklets and i was reading all the statements in POD, Testify and I thort they were worth posting. I'll list some of them below to ponder:

The wise
HOLD THEIR TONGUES
when you speak
the
TRUTH
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My
SOUL
is alive
and
SO ARE YOU
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I think
THE HARDEST PART
of
HOLDING ON
is
LETTING GO
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It sounds like
WAR
to me,
PEACE LOVE
and
CASUALTY
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Somewhere
IN YOUE WORLD
the
SUN
is shining
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It's
WORTH MORE
than the
CHANCE WE'RE
TAKING
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If you dont
STAND FOR
SOMETHING
then you
STAND FOR
NOTHING
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When
DID THIS CROWDED
ROOM
get so
LONELY
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THATS ALL.... coments?

The Post with Many Topics

Dont ya just love it when you have one of those awesome days, you know its going to be awesome even when you wake up and it pans out that way. I mean everything goes right theres the right breakfast in the cupboard, lunch is good, dinner rocks teachers go easy and its just cruisy. Good things happen and bad things dont those days rock dont they.

Well any way how good is it that Day of Fire is coming to AGMF, and superchic[k] are back which is sweet also it gunna be awesome lets just hope Kylie from Gladstone doesn't show up cause she might b coming for me this time! Ahhhhh!! Yer gunna be awesome i hope DOF thats awesome.

I have the challenge of the week for all the readers of this here blog (being mainly tiph and sean) you must come up with the best word for your phone number like you know *dogdy accent*
"shannons just dial 19shannons for car enthusiests!" or 13gogo dunno what thats for but yu get the idea! ne way i gotta think of one so i will post with my majical mystical number name by next post and if i dont then throw and chinese needle snake in my general direction!

pointless arrows!!!
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Send this e-mail to thirty of your friends and your true love will realise they love you!
Copy and paste it dont forward or people wont read this

Lerchy out *Salutes*

Term 4 has Begun!!

BELATOR or CAPTUS who will reign aye?

It's good to be back at youth hurting ourselves even more than ever after a couple weeks off. Captus did win but we all know Belator will reign supreme. I say all Belatorians must help contibute and everyone who reads this tell every1 else we need to pick a maskot for out tribe. Balatorians will destroy Captus we all agree, woot.

Now uncle J, can i have a word with you in the K, right away? ...Why yes you may.

Man fullhouse is a top show i never did watch it when i was younger but it awesome. Its full of popcorn get rid of it! lol very good.

Man saturday cartoons are tops- Kim possible? funny mmmm... ne ways random picture time.

Outbreak 06

I am Terribly Sorry to inform you that as of NOW this blog is officially finished....

Joking i am updating... Finally!

Outbreak 06 was AWESOME mahogany star for it yer met some Kool people and had a sweet time. We were singing the diarrhea song all camp but by the end the vegies had picked it up and were making stupid poitless verses and i was ready to explode *head explodes in cartoon like fashion* Ne way mike spoke well, i finally met the awesome HAYHOE... man he is such a bogan, cool bogan, funny cool random bogan, Frullet cross-dressed 3 too many times (he dress like a girl 3 times).

STORY TIME... we just finished eating the best chicken curry it was sso nice and we spun our shairs to the serving bay reading for seconds, Tobin comes back puts his plate down then heads back to check if we can have seconds, Denny gets up starts EATING tobins curry. Tobin turns to see ryan... mouthfull of curry with his caught redheaded look on his face and sits down. TObin calls for seconds every1 BUT ryan.... Ryan burst into flames and runs out the door screaming but by this time we were already up at the couner grabbing some chow!!!
Good stuff!

NEW PARAGRAPH

Any way was a good camp sad tiph was not there... *tear* and stupid pony bailed too... moron! no tear for you... *points and farts* well cant wait for outbreak 07, term 4 of youth, christmas holiday, agmf 07 2 headliners realeased on monday, skillets new albumn and GO the broncos!!!!!
I wore my jersey proud on Mondaypity for VIC but good no sydney or melbourne teams won its the outer state conquer!!!!!
AIghty i off gunna go build a foot outa dog tonails and copper wire... leave you with a joke...

Whats the difference between a camel?
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One of its legs are both the same!!

May the SKUNK be with you!

artwork

The following images are just some stuff i have done in fireworks enjoy...!


th...th...th...thats all folks
lerchy

Science... is wierd

Random stories NOW in COLOUR

OK random story time, this one I wrote in science (figures a story about a science lesson in one nnnnnn...). Anyhow here it is.... wait i gtg get it.

I walk into my science lesson, there's something different. I look around the room in each of the 6 corners was a security guard, each tall and broad standing there silent and motionless. Seth waved his hand in front of one of there faces, still he remained motionless. George poked him in the face, the guard swiftly slogged him in the face then returned to his motionless stance. We all sat in silence in the fear of receiving the same punishment as Geroge.

The teacher then explained the reason for the security; she told us that a pshyco science student stealing maniac was on the loose and all classes were asked to stay on alert. This scared many kids and some climbed on there tables and fended anyone who came near them with there chairs, and on kid jumped out the window(second story building). The guards managed to calm everone down by performing Beethoven's 9th syphony using corn and camel tongues. We appluaded but one kid clapped so hard he broke his hand off and was shot.

As the teacher began the lesson i heard a rumble but i just assumed it was my stomach as no one else noticed. I put my head down for a second but when i looked up Ryan was gone! I knew it wasn't the phsyco though as the teacher had told us he hated Red. But WAIT! his hair is Orange not red! This continued though, everytime i looked up someone else was gone but no one not even the security seemed to notice. This continued until everyone but myself, the teacher and the security were left. It was then i got up and yelled "CANT YOU SEE EVERYOEN IS GONE!." Then i felt a hit over he back of my head antd i lost consiousness.

I awoke too music and bright lights... a party? All my friends and all the other kidnapped kids were there. The pshyco had taken all of us to a party with free walrus juice. We partied for ages until mmmmm.... lets say..... Moe turned up and used all the pool water to make a cake that gave us all dihorrea and we all skipped school for three; 1,2,3 weeks.
Then the prince and princess rode of together and they all lived happily ever after.

This story was brought to you by Fishy Joes Walrus Juice, 'Ride the Walrus'.

Lerchy