Random stories NOW in COLOUR
OK random story time, this one I wrote in science (figures a story about a science lesson in one nnnnnn...). Anyhow here it is.... wait i gtg get it.
I walk into my science lesson, there's something different. I look around the room in each of the 6 corners was a security guard, each tall and broad standing there silent and motionless. Seth waved his hand in front of one of there faces, still he remained motionless. George poked him in the face, the guard swiftly slogged him in the face then returned to his motionless stance. We all sat in silence in the fear of receiving the same punishment as Geroge.
The teacher then explained the reason for the security; she told us that a pshyco science student stealing maniac was on the loose and all classes were asked to stay on alert. This scared many kids and some climbed on there tables and fended anyone who came near them with there chairs, and on kid jumped out the window(second story building). The guards managed to calm everone down by performing Beethoven's 9th syphony using corn and camel tongues. We appluaded but one kid clapped so hard he broke his hand off and was shot.
As the teacher began the lesson i heard a rumble but i just assumed it was my stomach as no one else noticed. I put my head down for a second but when i looked up Ryan was gone! I knew it wasn't the phsyco though as the teacher had told us he hated Red. But WAIT! his hair is Orange not red! This continued though, everytime i looked up someone else was gone but no one not even the security seemed to notice. This continued until everyone but myself, the teacher and the security were left. It was then i got up and yelled "CANT YOU SEE EVERYOEN IS GONE!." Then i felt a hit over he back of my head antd i lost consiousness.
I awoke too music and bright lights... a party? All my friends and all the other kidnapped kids were there. The pshyco had taken all of us to a party with free walrus juice. We partied for ages until mmmmm.... lets say..... Moe turned up and used all the pool water to make a cake that gave us all dihorrea and we all skipped school for three; 1,2,3 weeks.
Then the prince and princess rode of together and they all lived happily ever after.
This story was brought to you by Fishy Joes Walrus Juice, 'Ride the Walrus'.
Lerchy
6 comments:
"random" and "weird" are the words i would use to describe it
Thank you for updating. That was very entertaining. I will now return you to your science classes and I resent being called a "pshyco", please attend all English lessons from now on.
And now we frown at Sean@ for leaving school too early *frowns in the general direction of Sean@*
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i am the walrus!
goo goo ga joob!
BAHAHAH... That was funny stuff man! I was sitting at my computer laughing and nathaniel was like "hey are you reading lerchys blog?" hahahah
Finally someone who is as weirdly random as me!!! did you ever read my random story from the comp? HAHA...ill paste it here and make it look like you have a long comment... Aaaagh i could only find the end of it... oh well, here you go anyway...
El Prago smiled into the distance, and hummed thoughtfully to himself something about how gumption is such a good cleaning agent. Soon he arrived safely home and while landing in his backyard which happened to be filled up with rabid dogs eating tuna, he heard monotonous mumbling coming from the inside of his cottage.
“That’s funny” he thought to himself. “I thought I got rid of all the mumbling chameleons!”
Then he saw it. His insane asylum parents were staring at him as though he had some type of mutation sticking out of his left forearm. It was at that very moment when el prago/x noticed what was sticking to his shirt. Sticking to his sleeve was a piece of old mouldy mahogany cheese. He tried to scream but failed because of the furry hamster which had somehow found its way into his mouth.
The last thing he saw before he went unconscious was his parents advancing on him holding a vicious fire breathing beaver holding a steak…
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I'd love to update song you, just because I know you'd get angry. But I will be nice to you while Sean@'s away (just so long as you don't tell him I've been treating you better than he does :P:))
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Ooh, ooh, "Don't update song me, I'll update on Saturday."
We still love you little iguana man, lofty promises and all.
Level 3
*hums update song as I exit*
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