Science... is wierd

Random stories NOW in COLOUR

OK random story time, this one I wrote in science (figures a story about a science lesson in one nnnnnn...). Anyhow here it is.... wait i gtg get it.

I walk into my science lesson, there's something different. I look around the room in each of the 6 corners was a security guard, each tall and broad standing there silent and motionless. Seth waved his hand in front of one of there faces, still he remained motionless. George poked him in the face, the guard swiftly slogged him in the face then returned to his motionless stance. We all sat in silence in the fear of receiving the same punishment as Geroge.

The teacher then explained the reason for the security; she told us that a pshyco science student stealing maniac was on the loose and all classes were asked to stay on alert. This scared many kids and some climbed on there tables and fended anyone who came near them with there chairs, and on kid jumped out the window(second story building). The guards managed to calm everone down by performing Beethoven's 9th syphony using corn and camel tongues. We appluaded but one kid clapped so hard he broke his hand off and was shot.

As the teacher began the lesson i heard a rumble but i just assumed it was my stomach as no one else noticed. I put my head down for a second but when i looked up Ryan was gone! I knew it wasn't the phsyco though as the teacher had told us he hated Red. But WAIT! his hair is Orange not red! This continued though, everytime i looked up someone else was gone but no one not even the security seemed to notice. This continued until everyone but myself, the teacher and the security were left. It was then i got up and yelled "CANT YOU SEE EVERYOEN IS GONE!." Then i felt a hit over he back of my head antd i lost consiousness.

I awoke too music and bright lights... a party? All my friends and all the other kidnapped kids were there. The pshyco had taken all of us to a party with free walrus juice. We partied for ages until mmmmm.... lets say..... Moe turned up and used all the pool water to make a cake that gave us all dihorrea and we all skipped school for three; 1,2,3 weeks.
Then the prince and princess rode of together and they all lived happily ever after.

This story was brought to you by Fishy Joes Walrus Juice, 'Ride the Walrus'.

Lerchy

Why QUEENSLAND is better than New South Wales

Bushfire Bound NSW




Beautiful QLD















This post is purely to highlight why our state is SO much better than the state of origin LOSERS from the south - they are all below:

We have REAL landmarks like Great Barrier Reef NSW has Oprah House..... who likes Oprah?

We are the MAROONS a real colour NSW is a sissy pretty BLUE.... huh?

We never say die and WON ORIGIN! NSW ummmm.... LOST!

We actually have sunshine..... NSW... well they have a muggy mopey state

We enjoy our safe beaches NSW beaches so bad they made show on one

We know how to play REAL footy NSW goes crawling to Andrew Johns

We worry bout the now and future NSW says oh we won more in the past...

We want the NOW not the PAST

So Queensland is clearly better than New South Wales but we love ya NSW its just sydney we dont like and Tasmania (Not in NSW i no another state i no) Lets not got there.

LERCHY

Why me?

I was listening to a song by Kids in the Way called Scars that save and i know Mr Sean Taylor has already highlighted this sond but it is a sweet song and to read the lyrics visit: http://scrampunk.blogspot.com/ thats seans well anyway.

Its just one of those things I love bout Jesus and just to think about that he loved me some much I so much to die for me and no way, not for one second NEVER do i deserve that never. I just think why did he choose me i dont deserve it not one bit. It was my fault that he died but he wanted to and i just cant ever get my head round why but he did and he wanted too for me....

Just place comments and what u love most about him...

Lerchy

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