Science... is wierd

Random stories NOW in COLOUR

OK random story time, this one I wrote in science (figures a story about a science lesson in one nnnnnn...). Anyhow here it is.... wait i gtg get it.

I walk into my science lesson, there's something different. I look around the room in each of the 6 corners was a security guard, each tall and broad standing there silent and motionless. Seth waved his hand in front of one of there faces, still he remained motionless. George poked him in the face, the guard swiftly slogged him in the face then returned to his motionless stance. We all sat in silence in the fear of receiving the same punishment as Geroge.

The teacher then explained the reason for the security; she told us that a pshyco science student stealing maniac was on the loose and all classes were asked to stay on alert. This scared many kids and some climbed on there tables and fended anyone who came near them with there chairs, and on kid jumped out the window(second story building). The guards managed to calm everone down by performing Beethoven's 9th syphony using corn and camel tongues. We appluaded but one kid clapped so hard he broke his hand off and was shot.

As the teacher began the lesson i heard a rumble but i just assumed it was my stomach as no one else noticed. I put my head down for a second but when i looked up Ryan was gone! I knew it wasn't the phsyco though as the teacher had told us he hated Red. But WAIT! his hair is Orange not red! This continued though, everytime i looked up someone else was gone but no one not even the security seemed to notice. This continued until everyone but myself, the teacher and the security were left. It was then i got up and yelled "CANT YOU SEE EVERYOEN IS GONE!." Then i felt a hit over he back of my head antd i lost consiousness.

I awoke too music and bright lights... a party? All my friends and all the other kidnapped kids were there. The pshyco had taken all of us to a party with free walrus juice. We partied for ages until mmmmm.... lets say..... Moe turned up and used all the pool water to make a cake that gave us all dihorrea and we all skipped school for three; 1,2,3 weeks.
Then the prince and princess rode of together and they all lived happily ever after.

This story was brought to you by Fishy Joes Walrus Juice, 'Ride the Walrus'.

Lerchy

Why QUEENSLAND is better than New South Wales

Bushfire Bound NSW




Beautiful QLD















This post is purely to highlight why our state is SO much better than the state of origin LOSERS from the south - they are all below:

We have REAL landmarks like Great Barrier Reef NSW has Oprah House..... who likes Oprah?

We are the MAROONS a real colour NSW is a sissy pretty BLUE.... huh?

We never say die and WON ORIGIN! NSW ummmm.... LOST!

We actually have sunshine..... NSW... well they have a muggy mopey state

We enjoy our safe beaches NSW beaches so bad they made show on one

We know how to play REAL footy NSW goes crawling to Andrew Johns

We worry bout the now and future NSW says oh we won more in the past...

We want the NOW not the PAST

So Queensland is clearly better than New South Wales but we love ya NSW its just sydney we dont like and Tasmania (Not in NSW i no another state i no) Lets not got there.

LERCHY

Why me?

I was listening to a song by Kids in the Way called Scars that save and i know Mr Sean Taylor has already highlighted this sond but it is a sweet song and to read the lyrics visit: http://scrampunk.blogspot.com/ thats seans well anyway.

Its just one of those things I love bout Jesus and just to think about that he loved me some much I so much to die for me and no way, not for one second NEVER do i deserve that never. I just think why did he choose me i dont deserve it not one bit. It was my fault that he died but he wanted to and i just cant ever get my head round why but he did and he wanted too for me....

Just place comments and what u love most about him...

Lerchy

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Fiji Mission 05

Howdee Doo

Hi i was just having a look through the pictures from my mission trip to fiji last year and gee it was good to remmeber all we did over there. Looking at all the smiling kids and all the good seeds we planted in their hearts(not literally). It was sweet at the end of the mission we asked all the kids up who wanted to follow Jesus and many kids came up it was awesome. Although i'm not sure how many really made a comitment i'm sure some were really sincere and that was awesome.

I just wanna challenge all of you who love Jesus and wanna do something radical that short term missions are awesome. A great experience and you know the God is working through you and well it ROCKS.

Below are some pics from the trip:

The truth behind the limping pirate

I have finally decided to post. the truth about lerchy the limping pirate if you wonder Y? *does a bad acting job and looks up wards* then here it is.One fine summers day I lerchy the iguana was talking a casual stroll through my neighbour hood National Army Corps Bomb Regenerational Recreational Teenage Facility when i spotted none other than a north african albino something-or-rather. I stop dead in my tracks trying not too make any sudden moves but it had already made eye contact, i turned to make a run for it but it was too late it had the leg of my jeans. I jumped for a door frame or pole to hang onto so it could not drag me away but it was no use, it pulled me into a door and down a stair well. When i awoke i was in a dark ciggerete smoke filled room, tied to a chair with a bright lamp beating down on my face. I heard a deep italian voice say "where you a put tha gold, aye?" I could see a dark figure in front of me i knew where the gold was but i kept my silence. He repeated his question but i remained my silence. After a time he gave up and went out for milk and muchies. It seemed like hours before the creature that was sertainly not human returned... i sat there thinking of my sister iguanerina and hoping that her formal was going good. He returned and asked if i had reconsidered his request but i said "got to some place, u smell bad". He hit me of course and when i awoke from the suck, i mean blow i was hanging from my feet it the middle of a forest with the figure staring me down but before the fuzziness of the figure could be focused there was a loud noise and they creatures around me fled. I was cut down and i looked at the person who had saved me and it appeared to be a horse, on a horse. It, being the the horse riding the horse galloped away on the riden horse out of sight. But i was stranded my aweful experience was only half over, i was lost! I ran in one direction and found a finceline i managed to follow the fence till i reached a gate but it said no entry so i kept walking till i came to a carpark, empty. I followed a road for hours until i came to a service station, i managed to call a cab and in no time i was rolling into my street. The cab pulled up outside my house and i stepped out it was over i headed towards my house to get my wallet to pay the red headed cab driver but in my way was a duck, and i tripped over this duck, i went to get up but my leg hurt too much. I limped towards my house as i heard the cabby drive away as the very white skinned, short cabby chuckled an evil chuckle. At this time ben upton just so happened to be passing by and he yelled out ha 'lerchy the limping pirate'. And that is the origin of Lerchy the Limping Pirate.

Lerchy the limping pirate,
he limps a little,
limps a lot!

Graffiti Art

I was messing with a graffiti creator on the net last night and managed to create these:ONE8O IBUTHO ILEMBE JESUSLERCHY- says "laters i hope you like"

Don't Give up! Even if you think you're getting Nowhere

Yo this is Lerchy here and these bloggy watchamacallem's seem pretty cool and a great way to get out some things going through ur head.

I was just thinking about something the other-day that i thort was pretty cool, my sister was saying about a man who used to stand in a place like queen st. mall or something but in sydney and preach. He's just say stuff like, are you saved? If you died tonight where would you go? And then hand out tracts. He did this for a long time and he didn't really think he got much of a response. Anyway i missed a bit of the convo then but i think a few years later the man was very sick in hospital and practically on his deathbed and he found out that by doin what he had done he had saved numerous people. Some had never really known much about this 'JESUS' dude ann some had once been with the church and had drifted away but all this people were challenged and convicted by what he was saying.

I was thinking about this after reading sean@'s blog that we need to tell others about jesus and 'rock the boat'.(go read it)Well i thought that was so true but i also thought people need to remember that we need to keep telling others about jesus even if it seems like were getting no-where. We may just be planting that seed that will help them to later in their life make a commitment to jesus and to follow him.

I just thought that was a cool thing i got out of the story and i dont wanna just keep it to my self....

cya all..